This week I’ll be posting some gift ideas for all you folks who are looking for something a little different this Christmas, ditch the cold and wet miserable outdoors, put down that quirky yet corporate Urban Outfitters coffee table book and support indie sellers!

First up this week is a crafter close to this Swollocks heart – Crapestries.


Geez Yer Jaiket £7 + P&P
There’s Yer Dinner £7 + P&P
One More Choon £9 + P&P

As you can see from the above, this makes a fantastic gift for anyone from a secret Santa to your granny. If you ask me, every household needs a bit of Glasgow patter on the walls.

Homo Sweet Homo £12 + P&P
I Moustache You a Question £13 + P&P

What makes Crapestries extra exciting is you can even get your own personalised Crapestry with your favourite quote or joke! Follow the stitch bitch and get your orders in fast! Just choose your desired piece, send a message with your order and with a quick PayPal payment and BAM one Crafty Christmas present down! Here are some of her custom patter crapestries!



This lady is really one to watch, she is turning her dreams into plans in 2012 and expanding her range to other home wares! Make sure you give her a ‘like‘ and keep up to date to all the fayres she will be attending around Glasgow before Christmas and to be kept in the loop with the expanding range!


Forever yours,


Betty xoxo

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About Betty

I'm Betty, a tangerine haired, glasses wearing Scottish Fashion and Lifestyle blogger with a nose for a good sandwich and an eye for style. One half of vlogging duo Colour Pop Girls and Freelance Events & PR consultant based in Glasgow.


  1. this is the best thing i ever did see…pretty sure I want all of them. Reminds me of this label few years ago that has embroidered french swears on their dresses. perfect. x

  2. Tell me about it! I've got a belter for my secret santa in work! She's gonna love it! You should get involved! She is at most of the fayres throughout December, and great prices anaw! x

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